Now that's one bad lookin' priest.21.
Priests aren't supposed to marry prostitutes. See, the Bible is practical!
22.
So God doesn't want the leftovers. It's like just because He delivered His people, He can expect their response to be holiness.
23.
God likes to party. Well, He likes feasts, anyway.
24.
Meant to keep people from trying to get 2 eyes for an eye, not that you have to take an eye for an eye.
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God owns the land, not you.
Same with people.
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God wants us to 'live long and prosper'...because He wants us to be obedient.
He also wants us to confess our sins when we mess up.
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God wants us to tithe.
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