This child was later punished for breaking the fourth commandment.1.
Get your weak animals out of here. You're in God's house now!
God likes the smell of cooking meat. Take that, vegans.
2.
From the description, I think God wants pancakes. Must be a morning offering.
Trivia: IHOP sells more steaks than any other restaurant. Cooked meat and pancakes. God must really love IHOP. I know I do.
3.
God gets the fat. There's probably a lesson in there somewhere. Ask Cain & Abel.
4.
Ignorance is apparently not an excuse for sin. That's unfortunate.
God wants sinners to repent.
5.
I gotta be honest. I'm having trouble focusing too closely on any of these details. Jesus' sacrifice really simplified this process. Tough for Him; really, really good for us.
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